me as a child:
I want everything for Christmas!
me as an adult:
I don’t really need anything so can you just give me money to pay rent and buy food? Thanks.
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
There was this teacher in high school who was very awkward and he told us he killed his cat accidentally by sitting on it. So for the rest of the year every time he sat down everyone would meow violently.